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Dead Space Remakes Price Jump on Console

The much beloved horror shooter Dead Space is getting a gorgeous looking remake, with enhanced textures and new lighting effects. However, a remarkably high price bump has left fans more than a little upset $10 Extra For a Decade Old Game Dead Space is a legendary title, noted for its unique artstyle, and gruesome, limb […]

Overwatch 2 Removes Phone Requirement after Public Backlash

Overwatch 2 has already been in hot water due to it’s server issues, switch to 5v5 gameplay, and Blizzard’s toxic culture, but its latest (unintentional) publicity stunt came from a controversial requirement that has swiftly been taken down Phone Requirement Quickly Reeled Back Overwatch 2 already forces players to jump through a number of frustrating […]

Gorn: Long Live the Emperor

Name: Gorn Developer: Devolver Digital  Genre: VR first person brawler MSRB( at time of writing): $19.99 Platform: Oculus Quest(1&2), HTC Vive, PlayStation VR Developers Twitter: https://twitter.com/gornvr?lang=en Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/578620/GORN/#:~:text=GORN-,GORN,of%20Broforce%20and%20Genital%20Jousting. When buying your first VR game, be it the HTC Vive or an Oculus Quest 2, it’s always good to have a few mindless, yet fun […]

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