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Zero Sievert: Slavic Urbexing
Developer: Cabo Studios Genre: Top Down Survival horror MSRB (At time of publishing): $19.99 Platform: Steam Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/668580/Atomic_Heart/ The ideas that were created from Arkady and Boris Strugatsky’s “roadside Picnic” have been ever present in gaming since the first S.T.A.L.K.E.R game was released. The nearly Lovecraftian idea of a zone that manipulates time and…
Atomic Heart: First Impressions
Developer: Mundfish Genre: First Person horror shooter/ atompunk MSRB (At time of publishing): $59.99 Platform: PC, Xbox, Playstation Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/668580/Atomic_Heart/ Atomic Heart has been a game in the making for the past half decade, with the weird steampunk inspired art style, from the mysterious developer Mundfish leading the charge. Through a lot of up…
Project Warlock: Magic Wolfenstein
Developer: Buckshot Software Genre: Retro First Person Shooter MSRB (At time of publishing): $12 Platform: PC Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/893680/Project_Warlock/ If i had a dollar for every time someone compared Project Warlock to Wolfenstein 3D I’d have enough to help John Carmack fund whatever new VR headset he’s pouring his psychic Carmack magic into. I completely…
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