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Jet Lancer: Zoomies and Dogfights in the sky

Name: Jet Lancer Developer: Code Wakers Genre: Arcade shoot em up MSRB( at time of writing): $14.99 Platform: PC Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/913060/Jet_Lancer/ Intro Jet Lancer brings a refreshing and nostalgic sense of arcade fun to it’s dogfights. It does so with a beautiful, lighthearted shoot ’em aesthetic that shows its teeth when it comes toContinue reading “Jet Lancer: Zoomies and Dogfights in the sky”

Gorn: Toontown meets The Gladiator

Name: Gorn Developer: Devolver Digital  Genre: VR first person brawler MSRB( at time of writing): $19.99 Platform: Oculus Quest(1&2), HTC Vive, PlayStation VR Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/578620/GORN/#:~:text=GORN-,GORN,of%20Broforce%20and%20Genital%20Jousting. When buying your first VR game, be it the HTC Vive or an Oculus Quest 2, it’s best to buy a simple, fun, and cartoonish game. This gets youContinue reading “Gorn: Toontown meets The Gladiator”

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